First things first. I use Vam(whatever) because nobody seems to spell it the same. I have seen Vamphyres, Vampires, Vampyres and any collection of sounds which may or may not sound like vampire. Not ALL teenygoths are Vampires. Although a disproportional amount seem to have been given the "dark gift" (Hi Mrs Rice, if you are reading this). To all Vampires around, please do not bring back any Teenygoths you have decided to kill, but if you do try to forbid any form of internet access.
Teenygoths tend to have a fascination with haemoeroticism. (BLOOD, stupid) and will, given a chance talk about it in great detail. Neglecting to mention that they either a) Don't have a partner, or b) faint at the sight of blood.
Any proper blood fetishists out there will understand what I mean, you're probably as fed up as I am with these people.
On a small aside, Teenygoths fail (even after all their vampire talk and stuff) to understand the irony in the phrase "goth is dead". Especially when worn in a club full of gaunt pasty faced weirdos.
