We all know them, those who have been abducted, experimented on then thrust back out into an unsympathetic world who will not believe their claims.
Well, There are many types of alien hunter. They all claim to "believe" They fall into the main catagories of Abductee Contactee and Seeker.
The general description of an abductee varies, they are almost all female, usually american. This, as the world knows, is because Aliens have been watching films and TV programs for years now and see America as the only country to declare war on them before they have even finished saying hello. All the female abductees have then reappeared days after vanishing and strangely pregnant.....
The male abductee instead of being impregnated is subjected to having holes drilled through the skull, then probes are inserted. This is simple alien brain surgery; they check to see if the abductees have a brain. Unsurprisingly, most of the abductees fail this test.
The Contactee is also the town recluse or "character". The Contactee sees the alien in the most secluded part of the county, always whilst he is on his own. Then He tries to pass on the information which is important to the survival of Human Kind to the village. The real question is: if the information is so important, why trust it to the least sane and therefore the least likely to be believed when "little grey men have entrusted important information to me"?
The seeker is split into two groups. Geeks and Mulders.
Geeks are usually astrophysists who are starting to believe that strange Ford man in the corner from last weeks party. They are also Atheists or those who saw Something.
Astrophysists tend towards flashy lights machines that go beep...beep...beep and so on. Their labs look like the inside of the alien craft they are looking for.
The Atheists want to find Aliens which happen to have wings, and look like angels. This is just so they can have the last laugh.
Those who saw Something are more elusive. They spend their time on hills looking for Something More. If they are not careful they become Contactees.
The Mulder: Not really anything. This Spotter is actually a bloke trying to pull more birds by pretending he has intelligence, cunning, a spark of mystery. He actually has none of this, his name is Kevin and he still lives at home with his mother. You never find this out due to "it being too dangerous for you to come to my flat, it's under surveillance".
