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We're humans too. (well, that's what they say) See here for the original "Goths are ok" page. I did not make this up, but I have removed most of the formatting. This garbled monologue is endemic of Teenygoths.

There seems, once again, to be some structure to this drivel. Primarily an inability to spell is fundamental (note this differs from my inability as I am writing fast and am far too scared to re-read and edit my work)

Until now I have not needed to blatantly rip the piss. Even I can't sink down to this level. This was written by

Yo, well, my name is Holly, and yes I am a goth

Is this Gothaholics anonymous? Small problem. What goth uses the word "yo"?

Anyway. A running theme in any Teenygoth page is contradictions.

Just let me start by saying goths aren't screwed up people or coruppted people, we are just differant.
Fuck that. I am screwed up. What sane grown man ponces about in pvc tape and makeup????

This "goth" is an Xtian. Her final paragraph is *ahem*

I DO NOT WORSHIP SATIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN I MAKE THAT MORE CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!I GO TO CHURCH, A CHRISTIAN CHURCH, SO IF U THINK THAT ALL GOTHS ARE EVIL AND ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL, THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!THIS GOTH IS GOING TO BE IN HEAVEN WITH HER BLACK CLOKE AND PINK HAILOW DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! I DON'T TAKE ANY SH!T ABOUT ME WORSHIPING ANYTHING EXCEPT GOD AND JESUS, SO IF U WANNA GIVE ME ANY SH!T, EXPECT TO GET SOME SH!T BACK!!!!!!!
The first sentence proves how unworthy this "goth" is. I am happy to say I worship satin. It's a great fabric. A Goth without satin is like a... a... something without a fundamental part of it.

I give up. Talk crap, misspell and don't have a point. Try to prove you have a valid place in society. Fail miserably.