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Don't Blame it on the Sunshine

Yes, it is official. Goths have a sense of humour (well, some of us do). These pages are dedicated to poking fun at the whiny pofaced bas beings known as Goths. It is split into many parts:

Genesis

History: Goth is an ancient and widely ridiculed culture

The Goth Project: This is an attempt to fight back the hoards of nu/bondage Goths. Features include how to dance Goth, Gothic Martial Arts and (soon) a history of Goth dancing.

Trajic:The Gathering: Two fingers up to all those who play CCG's like Magic and Vampire: The Eternal Struggle. Get caught up in Gothic politics, gasp as Goths actually fight, marvel as trendies are unimaginatively abusive.

Teeny Goths

S*T*E*P*S: Our taskforce against the invasion of the Goths

A serious page. (The perils of Absinthe)

Another serious page (No such thing as positive descrimination)

Will Young must die C'mon Baby light his fire

Links Page.

But of course you might want to know who actually wrote this garbage.

Ian, Old-school Goth and cute and fluffy (all of you can die, yes ALL of you. You know who you are.)

These guys helped with some of the drunken chatter that begat this page, but they haven't actually done any work on it